Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Court is in session.
Hear here a woeful tale of a Pizza Crust mix lost to us all and an adorable puppy grown into a vicious pizza crust and baking powder destroyer.
In court today, the defendant, Lightning. The people allege that, on November 24th 2008 the defendant, Lightning, did willfully and maliciously remove said Pizza Crust Mix and Baking Powder can from the pantry. Defendant is also charged with the removal of a can of chicken with the intention of consumption. What does the defendant have to say for himself?
Bark! Bark! Ruff! *Wagging tail* *bounce* *bounce*
The people rest their case.
Sentencing to commence immediately.
Sentence: To be carried out immediately; Firm reprimand and immediate expulsion to the back yard for undetermined amount of time not to exceed 30 minutes. Parole with supervision for remaining lunch hour with unsupervised parole for remainder of work day.
Another day filled with justice!