Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Court is in session.
Hear here a woeful tale of a Pizza Crust mix lost to us all and an adorable puppy grown into a vicious pizza crust and baking powder destroyer.
In court today, the defendant, Lightning. The people allege that, on November 24th 2008 the defendant, Lightning, did willfully and maliciously remove said Pizza Crust Mix and Baking Powder can from the pantry. Defendant is also charged with the removal of a can of chicken with the intention of consumption. What does the defendant have to say for himself?
Bark! Bark! Ruff! *Wagging tail* *bounce* *bounce*
Peoples evidence:
One Chebe pizza crust mix; Opened/Mangled
One can of Baking Powder; Opened/Mangled
One can of Chicken; Unopened but removed
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
The people rest their case.
Sentencing to commence immediately.
Sentence: To be carried out immediately; Firm reprimand and immediate expulsion to the back yard for undetermined amount of time not to exceed 30 minutes. Parole with supervision for remaining lunch hour with unsupervised parole for remainder of work day.
Another day filled with justice!
About Shane Ede
If it makes you feel better… Sparky (note for others, that is Lightnings brother) decided while I was cleaning in the kitchen, to go to the top of the stairs by my office and see what carpet we could start pulling apart. (Since all door rugs are destroyed.)
While I was home!
Nice post Ede! It may be kennel time for both him and Sparky’s sentences’!